高中老師對學生 High School Teacher to Student

高中老師:
“你這次
物理
考100，

但
我們學校
歷年來
沒人
考100，

這樣
很奇怪。

我看
就改成
99好了。

把這個
‘9’
看成
‘q’，

扣你
一分，

這樣
OK吧!”

學生: “…”

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High school teacher:
“You got a score of
100 in physics
this time.

But
no one in our school
has passed
100
in the past years.

This is
very strange.

I think
it would be better
to change it to 99.

Think of this
‘9’
as
‘q,’

I’ll deduct
one point from you.

That’s
OK!”

Student: “…”